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March 14, 2012

Dear Readers,

Like so many cast members on Neighbours, it’s time for me to call it curtains. Whilst celebrating something irrelevant with my family, I sat down and died as the camera panned out, then I moved to Brisbane, London or Sydney. A taxi, driven by Fraser, is taking me to the airport as we speak. The plane will crash over the cliff, into water and my body will never be recovered. But before any of that, the writers will reveal some amazing ability that I never had, and that’s why I’m leaving. I’m leaving to write for the NY Times.

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